How is Kim Kardashian going to law school without graduating college?

The following is a fictionalized account.

Therapist's Notes:

The session today focused on the Kardashians and their individual pursuits in law. Kim expressed her desire to study law without a degree, emphasizing her passion for making a difference. However, concerns were raised about the rigorous demands of studying law and the need for a thorough understanding of legal principles. Kourtney made a disrespectful comment about Kim's work ethic, which led to some tension. Kendall also expressed her interest in studying law, inspired by Kim's advocacy work. Khloe displayed skepticism and made sarcastic comments toward both Kim and Kendall. Rob, on the other hand, seemed focused on his sock business and not interested in pursuing law at this time.

Dr. Nygard encouraged respectful conversation and reminded the family to support each other's aspirations. It was noted that there may be differing perspectives within the family, but the importance of finding common ground and respect was emphasized. The session concluded with Kim and Kendall expressing their need to attend to their respective responsibilities, and the understanding that the next session would focus on exploring family dynamics influenced by their individual pursuits.

Therapist's Observations: It is clear that there is some tension and skepticism within the family regarding Kim and Kendall's pursuit of law. It will be important to address these concerns and support each family member in their individual passions while fostering a supportive environment. Additionally, exploring the dynamics and potential impact of these individual pursuits on family relationships will be a key focus in the next session.

Transcript:
Dr. Nygard: Good afternoon, Kardashians. I hope you're all doing well today. Today, I'd like to discuss your individual pursuits in law and the dynamics it may be creating within your family. Let's start with Kim. It seems you've been making quite the stir with your decision to study law without a degree.

Kim: Well, yeah, I mean, it's like, something I've always wanted to do, you know? Like, I want to make a difference and help people.

Dr. Nygard: Of course, Kim. It's admirable that you want to use your platform to advocate for change. However, I must ask, have you considered the rigorous demands of studying law? It requires discipline, critical thinking, and a thorough understanding of complex legal principles.

Kourtney: Oh please, like she understands anything about discipline. All she does is take selfies all day.

Kim: Excuse me? I work hard, and I'm more than just selfies, thank you very much.

Dr. Nygard: Let's try to keep the conversation respectful, please. Kim, can you expand on why you chose this particular path to study law, rather than attending law school?

Kim: Well, you know, I've been involved in criminal justice reform, and I felt like this was a more hands-on way to make an impact. Plus, it's like, a faster route, and I don't really have time for law school.

Khloe: Faster route? More like a shortcut. I bet you can't even name the three branches of government.

Kim: Don't be ridiculous, Khloe. I know the branches of government. There's... uh...

Dr. Nygard: Let's move on, shall we? Kendall, I understand you've also expressed interest in studying law. Can you tell us more about your motivations?

Kendall: Yeah, I mean, I've seen how Kim's been using her platform for good, and it's inspired me to take more action too. I want to be part of something bigger than just modeling.

Khloe: Great, just what we need. Another Kardashian wannabe lawyer. Like the world doesn't have enough of those already.

Kendall: You're just jealous, Khloe. I'm serious about this.

Dr. Nygard: Let's remember to support one another's aspirations. Rob, you've remained quiet so far. Do you have any thoughts on the matter?

Rob: Honestly, I'm just trying to figure out how to get my sock business off the ground. Law school is the last thing on my mind right now.

Dr. Nygard: Fair enough, Rob. It's important to pursue your own passions and find what truly motivates you.

Khloe: So, are we done here? I have a promotion I need to shoot, and this is just a waste of my time.

Kim: Yeah, I have to go study. The baby bar isn't going to pass itself.

Dr. Nygard: Very well, Kardashians. Remember to support one another and find common ground, even amidst your differing pursuits. Our next session will delve deeper into some of the family dynamics that may be influenced by your individual journeys. Until then, take care.